tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69268900580951740612024-03-13T07:48:15.119-05:00Better Things to Waste Your Time OnCkbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.comBlogger126125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-15997055550168350532011-07-29T16:03:00.000-05:002011-07-29T16:03:01.271-05:00Networking NightmareSorry for the extended silence. I've been busy, partly with a family situation that prompted me to (reluctantly) join Facebook, and partly with Google+. As a newcomer to both Facebook and Google+,* I'm simultaneously overwhelmed (by all the data suddenly streaming into my life, from Google+ and from relatives via Facebook), underwhelmed (by Facebook's interface), and enthralled (by Google+, and I mean that in both the "Wow!" and "I've sold my soul to Google" senses).<br />
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Things are starting to settle down, though, and I'm looking forward to the weekend. I hope to drop by the <a href="http://freeok.org/" target="_blank">Oklahoma Freethought Convention</a> tomorrow at least long enough to sit in on <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/erv/" target="_blank">ERV</a>'s talk. I've seen ERV (a.k.a. Abbie Smith) give a couple of other presentations, and they were simultaneously entertaining and informative. I'm not as familiar with the other scheduled speakers (Matt Dillahunty, "AronRa," "The Thinking Atheist," Matt Silverstein, and Dr. William G. Morgan), so I'll just be playing it by ear once Abbie is done.<br />
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Have a good weekend, y'all.<br />
<hr />* And social networking in general, although I've used LinkedIn for about a year, and have participated in various user forums to some degree for decades, starting in the era of dial-up Bulletin Board Systems (BBSs). If the phrase "HI MAGGI" means anything to you, you're probably in my neighborhood, both age- and location-wise.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-41965362696691429202011-07-19T21:41:00.000-05:002011-07-19T21:41:59.283-05:00Meriting Badges?I've capitulated. I've joined <a href="http://plus.google.com/" target="_blank">Google Plus</a> (a.k.a. "Google+" or just "G+"). And for the most part, I'm enjoying it, although I'm following (or "have circled") so many celebrities† that my Google+ "Stream" is getting quite long. I <i>really</i> need a way to collapse comments so I don't have to scroll forever to get past the stuff posted by the followers of the people I'm following.<br />
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A sure sign of Google+'s popularity (however fleeting it may be) is the number of celebrities and celebrity impersonators it's attracted in the three weeks it's been live. Google would obviously be pleased to have celebrities endorse Google+ by using it, so the company is working on a "<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/social.media/07/19/google.verify/" target="_blank">celebrity acquisition plan</a>" and a scheme for verifying that celebrities are who they claim to be. (William Shatner would probably have appreciated an opportunity to prove his identity before <a href="http://techcrunch.com/2011/07/18/illogical-william-shatner-gets-booted-from-google/" target="_blank">his Google+ account was suspended</a>, but the error has been corrected.)<br />
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Google+ isn't the only new feature that Google is working on this week. <a href="http://news.google.com/intl/en_us/about_google_news.html" target="_blank">Google News</a>, "a computer-generated news site that aggregates headlines from news sources worldwide, groups similar stories together, and displays them according to each reader's personalized interests," has implemented <a href="http://www.google.com/support/News/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=1237021" target="_blank">a system of "badges"</a> for subjects that you read up on frequently. By default, your badges are shown only to you, but you can share (publicize) them if you want. I'm not sure whether I want to earn, let alone share, Google badges, since at first blush they seem about as useful as those cheesy certificates I got in elementary school for reading library books during summer vacation. And to earn badges, I'd have to actually click on links to <i>read</i> news articles. No more pretending to be up-to-date on current events by just skimming headlines!<br />
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<a href="http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/235984/google_news_badges_can_change_your_companys_outreach.html" target="_blank">PC World</a> suggests that if badges catch on, "it's going to become increasingly easy to spot spammers simply looking to promote a brand without any knowledge of it. Authentic businesses (and individuals behind them) will get a credibility boost by displaying their high-level badges." Maybe so, but Google still needs to work on the algorithms that determine the subjects of articles before I'll take the badge system seriously. I'm on my way to earning a badge about Google itself, which is appropriate since I've recently read about a dozen articles on the company. But instead of giving me points for reading articles on Scientology, Google hints that I might qualify for a badge on prominent Scientologist <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_cruise#Scientology" target="_blank">Tom Cruise</a>. Bleah.<br />
<hr />† Well, celebrities to <i>me</i>, anyway. People like <a href="http://geekdoctor.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">John Halamka</a> (who doesn't seem to be posting anything to Google+ yet) and <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/about.php" target="_blank">Greg Laden</a> (who <i>is</i> active on Google+) would probably not be considered "celebrities" by most people.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-47321433497636750372011-07-14T21:09:00.000-05:002011-07-14T21:09:31.011-05:00Resigning to the InevitableLaura Fotusky, the municipal clerk of the tiny town of Barker in upstate New York, has <a href="http://www.theithacajournal.com/article/20110712/NEWS01/107120379/Barker-clerk-quits-over-gay-marriage" target="_blank">resigned her position so she won't have to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples</a>. Ms. Fotusky believes that "God designed marriage as a divine institution to protect our families and our culture and our society, and so [same-sex marriage] goes against His plan." Ms. Fotusky is the first city clerk in New York to resign rather than be involved in same-sex marriages, but may not be the last. Gov. Andrew Cuomo says that those who "enforce the laws of the state...don't get to pick and choose which laws...so if you can't enforce the law, then you shouldn't be in that position."<br />
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Damn right! Now if we could just get <a href="http://www.nationalpartnership.org/site/News2?abbr=daily2_&page=NewsArticle&id=28217" target="_blank">pharmacists who refuse to dispense emergency contraception</a> (or any contraceptives at all, as is the case at so-called "<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/15/AR2008061502180.html" target="_blank">pro-life pharmacies</a>") and high-school biology teachers who <a href="http://live.psu.edu/story/51023" target="_blank">balk at teaching evolution because of their own creationist beliefs</a> to follow Ms. Fotusky's brave example and quit their jobs too. When asked to perform a task that's perfectly legal and in line with your skill set and job description, but not your church's teachings, resignation is the obvious and honorable solution.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-14181925097255071292011-07-12T22:08:00.000-05:002011-07-12T22:08:05.262-05:00Insisting On IDI've been hoping that <a href="http://plus.google.com/" target="_blank">Google+</a> would be a better, more private alternative for social networking than Facebook. One of the reasons <a href="http://ckbep.blogspot.com/2011/07/liking-what-you-see.html" target="_blank">I don't use Facebook</a> is their policy that <a href="http://www.facebook.com/terms.php?ref=pf" target="_blank">users must sign up under their real names</a>,† and now I hear that <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-30685_3-20078671-264/google-faces-thorny-online-identity-issues/" target="_blank">Google+ has the same policy</a>. (To be nit-picky, <a href="http://www.google.com/support/profiles/bin/answer.py?answer=1228271" target="_blank">the "real name" requirement seems to be tied to Google Profiles</a>, not directly to Google+, but the two services are tightly linked, and I believe that you have to have a Google Profile to use Google+.)<br />
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Eric Schmidt, the former CEO of Google, said <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6e7wfDHzew" target="_blank">in a CNBC interview</a> a couple of years ago: "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." For the average person who just wants to keep in touch with classmates, coworkers, friends and relatives, "Don't do stupid stuff" (or at least, "Don't post evidence of stupid stuff you've done where the whole world can see it") is a reasonable attitude. For those who have legitimate reasons to conceal their legal name, gender, likeness, and location from all but selected individuals, it's less reasonable. Whistleblowers, victims of abuse, and those suffering from embarrassing medical or psychiatric conditions, for example, need social interaction just as much as (or more than) the rest of us, but are unlikely to seek it in a public forum. And as <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-30685_3-20078671-264/google-faces-thorny-online-identity-issues/" target="_blank">the CNET article</a> points out, "People's online names, while not on their birth certificates, often are a real persona--reputation and all." That's one reason I prefer to be known as "Ckbep"...that, and the fact that being an atheist in a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_state" target="_blank">state that's so red</a> it's maroon requires a certain amount of discretion. There's no dishonor in declining to pin a target on your own chest.<br />
<hr />† Which are <a href="http://www.facebook.com/privacy/explanation.php" target="_blank">visible to everyone</a>.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-22487632575468849882011-07-08T12:25:00.000-05:002011-07-08T12:25:58.136-05:00Posting EarlyApparently I'm not the only one who prepares posts in advance:<br />
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I try to be a little more careful about what I actually <i>publish</i>, though! (In case you haven't already heard, the news story shown at the top of the screenshot is the correct one. The final flight of the US space shuttle program successfully launched earlier today, despite forecasts of foul weather and <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/08/space.shuttle/index.html" target="_blank">a brief delay</a> to ensure that a "vent arm," whatever that is, had properly retracted.)<br />
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I've got plans for Saturday, so I'm posting a day early. Have a great weekend, y'all!Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-79034608684085920562011-07-07T21:37:00.000-05:002011-07-07T21:37:13.173-05:00Writing Off PenmanshipI've been waiting with trepidation for the day when schools officially embrace <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_language" target="_blank">SMS-inspired abbreviations</a> like <b>u r</b> ("you are"), <b>l8r</b> ("later"), and <b>i <3 u</b> ("I 'heart' [love] you"), and spelling tests disappear or at least are graded more leniently. So I shouldn't have been surprised to hear that <a href="http://newsandtribune.com/family/x1692748669/WEB-EXTRA-Indiana-schools-ending-cursive-writing-requirement" target="_blank">Indiana public schools will no longer be required to teach cursive handwriting</a>, but I was.<br />
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Although my own handwriting is often illegible even to myself, I'm oddly fond of cursive, maybe because it's been championed by people I admire. My mother's gorgeous handwriting looks like an example from a penmanship manual because "that's how we were taught to write back then," she says. When I took a couple of semesters of Russian in college, the instructor, a native Russian, allowed the class to print (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet#Alphabet" target="_blank">in Cyrillic</a>, of course) only for the first half of the first semester. After that, she started deducting points from homework assignments and tests that weren't written in cursive. "In Russia, only little children print," she explained.<br />
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I'm thrilled to wave bye-bye to most <a href="http://obsoleteskills.wikispot.org/Skills" target="_blank">skills that are obsolete</a>, or nearly so. Thanks to electronic banking, I've only had to write about ten checks in the last five years. I never really got the hang of manual record turntables, and almost always produced that horrid zipping/scratching sound when putting the needle on a vinyl record. Typing on an actual typewriter—I even had a manual (non-electric) student model in my youth—and using <a href="http://www.wite-out.com/" target="_blank">Wite-Out</a>® correction fluid are now as antiquated as getting up from the sofa to change TV channels. There are some things I'll miss, though. I never got, and now never will get, my chance to <a href="http://www.space.com/12046-nasa-space-shuttle-final-flight-atlantis-sts135.html" target="_blank">pilot the space shuttle</a>, darn it. And there are a few practices that I stubbornly refuse to let die. I mow my lawn with an old-fashioned push mower; it's good for the environment and my cardiovascular system. I baked a cake from scratch just last week. I handle most correspondence via emails or greeting cards, but I still write condolence letters by hand (even though I first compose them on computer, then copy them out in pen). Writing still has its place.<br />
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Indiana schools that want to teach cursive handwriting will be allowed to do so, but my guess is that most won't bother. Andree Anderson of the Indiana University Northwest Urban Teacher Education Program says that cursive lessons have been a low priority for a while now. Keyboard proficiency will be the new focus, and eventually even that will be supplemented or replaced by something else: voice commands, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-touch_gestures" target="_blank">multi-touch gestures</a> like "pinch to zoom," neural implants...who knows? I think that the use of paper and pencil will eventually be limited to the briefest of notes, probably no more than will fit on a <a href="http://www.post-it.com/" target="_blank">Post-It</a>®. Until someone invents disposable devices that'll display text <i>and</i> stick to pretty much anything, we've got to at least have Post-Its!Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-79304600980965782752011-07-05T18:53:00.000-05:002011-07-05T18:53:39.009-05:00Aging In AbsentiaHad she lived, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana,_Princess_of_Wales" target="_blank">Princess Diana</a> would have celebrated her 50th birthday last Friday, but even in death, she can't escape reporters and the post-mortem version of paparazzi. Newsweek's Tina Brown spins a yarn of what Diana's life could have been like if she'd lived, after she'd broken up with Dodi Al-Fayed (as Ms. Brown assumes that she would have). Brown's conjectures about the middle-aged Diana's taste in men, what cosmetic procedures she'd have used, and whether she'd have forgiven those who wronged her could serve as the outline for a romance novel. They'd have to find a better cover picture for the novel than the "age progressed" and "updated" photo that accompanied the Newsweek article, though.<br />
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One of the minor—perhaps only—consolations of losing someone who died much too young is that in your memory, they'll always be young. Thanks, Newsweek, for screwing with my memories. The periodical's motive for publishing the article and the modified photograph is, I'm sure, to titillate readers and sell as many magazines as possible. I think they chickened out, though. Given the popularity of television dramas like "<a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi/" target="_blank">CSI: Crime Scene Investigation</a>," why not just go whole hawg and print a projection of what Diana's <i>actual</i> remains look like today?<br />
<hr />N.B. I thought about including a copy of the doctored photo with this post, then decided it's not an image that I want to perpetuate. If you want to see it, go check out <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/2011/06/26/what-princess-diana-s-life-might-look-like-now.html" target="_blank">the article and photo on Newsweek's site</a>. I couldn't find the original of the modified photo, but did find one that could serve as a reasonable comparison. Here's how <i>I'd</i> prefer to remember Diana:<br />
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Google+ is currently in the testing stage and available only by invitation, but even when it becomes available to the general public, I'm still going to consider carefully whether I want to use it or not. Privacy issues aside, Google's reputation isn't what it used to be. Features that were rolled out with much fanfare, like <a href="http://www.google.com/intl/en-US/health/about/" target="_blank">Google Health</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com/support/wave/bin/answer.py?answer=1083134" target="_blank">Google Wave</a>, died lonely, pitiful deaths. The <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-31322_3-10451428-256.html?tag=mncol;5n" target="_blank">launch of Google Buzz</a> was fraught with missteps, and Google's chairman, Eric Schmidt, admitted that <a href="http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/06/googles-schmidt-social/" target="_blank">he was too "busy" to pay much attention to social networking</a> as services like Facebook and LinkedIn were experiencing explosive growth.<br />
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Mistrust of Facebook/Google/et al. isn't the biggest impediment to my participation in social networking, though. My problem is that <i>I just don't get it.</i> I overthink it, and that removes much of the potential for fun. Take something as simple as a "Like" button, for example. In the context of the Internet, what exactly does the word "like" mean? When I'm reading news and blog posts via <a href="http://reader.google.com/" target="_blank">Google Reader</a>, I'm fine with clicking "Like" on an item that brings a smile to my face, or that was particularly well-written, or tells me something I really need to know. But on what level can I "like" a story such as the following?<br />
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8 people "liked" this. <i>Ewww...</i><br />
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For the morbidly curious, there's more info below the jump. Don't say I didn't warn you.<br />
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Here are highlights from the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/06/30/massachusetts.pool.woman.body/index.html" target="_blank">CNN article</a>:<br />
<ul><li>The deceased woman "had gone to the pool on Sunday with a 9-year-old neighbor and his family. She collided with the boy while the pair careened down a pool slide...After the collision, the boy surfaced but the woman did not."</li>
<li>"The pool -- which is 12 feet deep at its deepest --- was described as 'cloudy' by a health inspector."</li>
<li>"A decomposing body can take a couple of days before it becomes buoyant."</li>
</ul>The <a href="http://hosted2.ap.org/FLJAJ/f7ded15e4d4846268a17b79c1c4b7cb8/Article_2011-07-01-Pool%20Death/id-9c145528bf5344f7a494bde4f0cbcd8e" target="_blank">Associated Press reports</a> that the pool's permit expired months ago, and that the body was found Tuesday night by a group of youngsters who jumped over the pool's fence to have a clandestine swim.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-32629858187204479362011-06-30T16:41:00.000-05:002011-06-30T16:41:07.765-05:00Rethinking My Position on Hate CrimesI've long had mixed feelings about the concept of "hate" crimes ("<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_crime" target="_blank">assault, injury, and murder on the basis of certain personal characteristics</a>"). When sentencing a criminal, does it really matter <i>why</i> their victim was harmed? Should someone who injured or killed another because of the victim's perceived membership in a group (ethnic, religious, gender, sexual orientation, age, etc.) be punished more severely than someone who didn't know or care about such factors? I'm not an attorney (although I think I ought to get partial credit in law school for all the time I've spent watching "Law & Order" and its multiple spinoffs), so my understanding of the variables involved in sentencing is limited. I know that demonstrating motive can be an important part of convincing a jury that the accused is guilty, but I'm not convinced that motive should figure into punishment, unless perhaps an assailant claims that the crime wasn't premeditated, that s/he temporarily abandoned reason and lashed out in the heat of the moment.<br />
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Whoever <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/6185096-418/chicago-pride-parade-marches-on-after-tires-slashed-on-51-floats.html" target="_blank">slashed the tires on 51 floats</a> scheduled to participate in the 42nd annual Chicago Pride Parade wasn't acting in the heat of the moment. According to Chuck Huser, the manager of the company that stored the floats in preparation for the parade, the perpetrator(s) "were probably here [in the company's warehouse] a long time to do so much damage." Since every float in the warehouse was damaged and the incident took place sometime between 8:30 PM Saturday and 5:00 AM Sunday, just hours before the parade was scheduled to start, it's reasonable to assume that the criminal(s) hoped to derail the event. Happily, they failed and the revelers prevailed. The float supplier managed to find and replace more than 100 tires in short order, all but three of the floats rolled out as planned, and the parade's organizers believe that this year's crowd was the largest ever. <br />
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Huser estimates that the damage cost his firm about $20,000, a significant amount, but one that seems relatively minor in comparison to the furor that would have resulted if the parade had been cancelled. Huser "firmly believe[s] it was a hate crime." This incident hasn't turned me into a full-fledged proponent of hate crime laws, but it's certainly got me thinking.<br />
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H/T to Ed Brayton at <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2011/06/vandalism_fails_to_stop_pride.php" target="_blank">Dispatches from the Culture Wars</a><br />
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(Hey, Greta Christina <a href="http://gretachristina.typepad.com/greta_christinas_weblog/2011/06/atheists-in-the-pride-parade.html" target="_blank">just blogged</a> about San Francisco's LGBT Pride Parade, and how "coming out" as an atheist is fundamentally different from coming out as gay. Highly recommended.)Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-61954518796267171302011-06-28T18:19:00.001-05:002011-06-28T18:35:36.809-05:00Passing the Plate for Brother SamIf you've never seen Brother <a href="http://www.samsingleton.com/" target="_blank">Sam Singleton</a>, Atheist Evangelist, in action, you're missing out on a fine time. (If you're reading my blog, you're probably the skeptical sort who's not gonna take <i>my</i> word on this, so get yourself over to Sam's web site or his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheistEvangelist" target="_blank">YouTube</a> channel and see for yourself.)<br />
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Roger Scott Jackson (who created the fictional character and portrays him onstage) "examines the role of Christianity in America, how it governs the lives of believers and impacts the lives of non-believers." That's from the "PATRIARCHS AND PENISES Live Performance DVD" <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/samsingleton/patriarchs-and-penises-live-performance-dvd" target="_blank">KickStarter</a> page, where you can pledge financial support toward the creation of a DVD of one of Brother Sam's stage performances. The project will proceed only if $3,157 is pledged by Sunday Jul 10, 7:24pm EDT, so get yourself over there and donate what you can! If you pledge at least $25 (and the $3,157 goal is reached by July 10th), you'll get a copy of the DVD, but amounts as small as $1 are welcome, and "Brother Sam" is offering gifts at practically every donation level.<br />
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I wish I could afford to donate $500. I already have a copy of the "Patriarchs and Penises" paperback book—signed by Brother Sam himself at last year's <a href="http://www.skepticon.org/" target="_blank">Skepticon</a>—but lifetime admission to all of Brother Sam's appearances and a pair of his trademark blue spectacles (can I get those with bifocals?) would be awesome.<br />
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H/T to <a href="http://wwjtd.net/?p=987" target="_blank">JT Eberhard</a><br />
<hr />Updated at 6:30 PM: I guess I ought to start checking my email before I publish posts; Brother Sam has already reached his goal with 11 days to go yet! I'm pretty sure he'll still take your money, though. Or go visit the <a href="http://yhst-23005604537992.stores.yahoo.net/index.html" target="_blank">Brother Sam Club</a> (online store) and order yourself some goodies there. Goddamn.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-91424322380950444002011-06-25T07:35:00.001-05:002011-06-25T07:35:00.108-05:00Hopping MadNBC affiliate <a href="http://www.ksl.com/?nid=15" target="_blank">KSL-TV</a> has informed the network that <a href="http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=15941949" target="_blank">it won't broadcast the drama series "The Playboy Club"</a> that is scheduled to begin in September because "significant portions of [the station's] audience may find [it] objectionable." According to Joe Flint, entertainment blogger for the Los Angeles Times, KSL's refusal to broadcast network programming "<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/entertainmentnewsbuzz/2011/06/playboy-club-nbc-affiliate-ksl.html" target="_blank">isn't a huge deal</a>" because NBC will probably find another station in the market that <i>will</i> air the show, and if not, "odds are episodes will end up on <a href="http://www.hulu.com/" target="_blank">Hulu</a> or some other website. In other words, people in Salt Lake who really want to see the show won't be denied."<br />
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I agree with Flint that technology provides solutions to this issue, but I think it should work in the other direction. Rather than letting KSL decide what its viewers should and should not be allowed to view, let the viewers choose what they want to see. From what I hear, "The Playboy Club" contains less "adult" content than a typical episode of NBC's "<a href="http://www.nbc.com/law-and-order-special-victims-unit/" target="_blank">Law & Order: Special Victims Unit</a>" (a police drama that features frank discussions of rape and other violence in pretty much every episode), and KSL seems to trust its viewers to change channels or turn off the TV if they object to <i>that</i> show. Parental control features are built into most TVs, cable and satellite receivers, and DVRs these days. Parents who are unable or unwilling to deal with configuring those appropriately could take the drastic step of just chucking television from their homes entirely.<br />
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Bill Baker, writing in the <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/Commentary/Opinion/2011/0623/Lessons-from-Mormon-TV-denial-of-Playboy-channel" target="_blank">Christian Science Monitor</a>, says "...KSL’s decision to stick with its values in the face of NBC’s disapproval is admirable and courageous. No matter how profitable it may be for some, I, for one, do not want to live in a world where local communities have no say in what they watch on television." "Local communities" don't watch television; <i>individuals </i>watch television, and most communities let individuals decide <i>what </i>they watch on television. KSL's community is special, though. It's in Salt Lake City, Utah—in fact, it appears to be <a href="http://www.nbc.com/local-stations/" target="_blank">the <i>only</i> NBC affiliate in the state</a>—and its parent company Bonneville International <a href="http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/06/13/nbc-playboy-club/" target="_blank">is owned by the Church of The Latter-day Saints</a>. KSL President and CEO Mark Willes says, "The Playboy brand is known internationally. Everyone is clear what it stands for." Yes, and those who don't like what it stands for can find something else to watch or do when the program runs.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-74691202677987279582011-06-23T21:55:00.034-05:002011-06-23T21:55:00.244-05:00Washing of the WaterVia <a href="https://www.netflix.com/" target="_blank">NetFlix</a>, I'm watching the documentary "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1372746/" target="_blank">Waiting for Armageddon</a>." Not quite half an hour into it, some American tourists are being baptized in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_River" target="_blank">Jordan River</a>. One of the men, who doesn't appear to have been dunked yet, explains how he's looking forward to observing the coming "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribulation" target="_blank">tribulation</a>" from a front-row seat in heaven: "It'll be, I think, a lot of fun to watch. You know, not fun in the sense of knowing that people are dying without having received Christ as their savior, but at the same time, you know, seeing the prophecy fulfilled, seeing God's work come out."<br />
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Those who have already been baptized look pretty much the same coming out of the river as they did going in, except that their hair is wet and their voluminous white smocks, which look like oversized T-shirts, are just as clingy and transparent as wet T-shirts. (No worries, they're wearing bathing suits underneath, and although the crowd consists of both men and women of a variety of ages, the only dunkees on which the camera dwells are two of the younger and more attractive women.) Somehow I expected the newly-baptized to sparkle like the "Twilight" vampires, or at least look happier than they did before their immersion, but they don't. I suppose that most Americans who are baptized at the Jordan River have already been through the experience back in the States, so this would be a repeat performance, kind of like renewing your wedding vows. Perhaps it's a more solemn ceremony the second time around, or in a "sacred" place.<br />
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A <a href="http://www.fox23.com/news/local/story/Baptisms-Close-Big-Splash-Wave-Pool/ch1_X9Crok6oLfD9Yit_QA.cspx" target="_blank">local church's recent mass baptism in a water park's "wave pool"</a> seems to have been a lot more jolly, at least for the people being baptized. Other customers were admitted to the park for a reduced fee but weren't clearly notified in advance that the church had rented out the pool, and were upset when they were ordered out of the water. One observer wondered if a water park "was the right place or not" for a baptism. Personally, I wish I'd been there; I think it would have been fascinating to see how to "efficiently" baptize 150 people. What would <i>really</i> have been fascinating would be a trippy baptism scene like the one in "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/" target="_blank">The Last Temptation of Christ</a>," but that's just asking too much of my fellow Oklahomans.<br />
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(The screencap does <i>not</i> include the three naked, head-banging women who appeared in the movie's baptism scene. If that's what you came here looking for, sorry!)Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-46746494990527625472011-06-21T21:48:00.000-05:002011-06-21T21:48:07.809-05:00Bringing Shame Upon Us AllVandalism has been an ongoing topic in the freethought community since we "new" (or "<a href="http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/gnu-atheism/" target="_blank">Gnu</a>") atheists started advertising our presence via billboards and banners on city buses. Even ads that make no attempt to demean anyone's beliefs and simply state facts like "Millions are good without God" <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=atheist+advertisements+%28vandalized+OR+defaced%29" target="_blank">have been vandalized</a>. I don't know whether the vandals consider themselves Christians, but if they do, I'd actually be pleased on some level. On the other hand, I take no pleasure in the news that <a href="http://www.ktvz.com/news/28225532/detail.html" target="_blank">two Christian churches in Bend, Oregon were vandalized</a> by someone who sprayed "<a href="http://www.venganza.org/about/" target="_blank">Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>" slogans and graphics on their buildings. <a href="http://www.ktvz.com/news/28282260/detail.html" target="_blank">The vandals have been caught</a>, and seem to regard their work as a "near-harmless" prank for which they've paid by cleaning up other taggers' graffiti. They've rationalized their actions by saying that they used washable paint and just wanted to "make a point" and bring some "fun" to the city. Does that mean it's OK for someone to spray-paint a smiley face on my house using washable paint, because it's easy to clean off and might bring "some joy and fun" to my neighborhood?<br />
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Hemant Mehta at <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/" target="_blank">FriendlyAtheist.com</a> rightfully deplored the defacing of the buildings and <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/06/14/lets-help-these-vandalized-churches/" target="_blank">requested donations</a> to help the churches clean up the graffiti. A couple hundred of his readers responded and raised nearly $3,000. That doesn't surprise me at all. What does surprise me is the number of people who commented on his blog and elsewhere that they just couldn't donate money that would be used to support a church (to which <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/06/14/lets-help-these-vandalized-churches/#comment-761269" target="_blank">Hemant replied</a>, "You’d be giving money toward the clean-up costs and nothing more"). In the end, both churches whose buildings were defaced cleaned up the graffiti themselves and <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/06/16/last-update-on-the-fsm-church-vandalism/" target="_blank">declined the money</a>, so Hemant forwarded it to the <a href="http://foundationbeyondbelief.org/node/829" target="_blank">Foundation Beyond Belief</a>.†<br />
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If a church (or synagogue, or mosque, or Scientology center††) was damaged by a natural event such as severe weather (an "act of God"!), I wouldn't donate money or time to repair it, nor would I urge other freethinkers to do so (although I wouldn't criticize those who wanted to help). I wouldn't urge atheists to help clean up graffiti at Christian churches if they felt that wasn't the best use of their time or money; I don't think that we're all obligated to atone for the actions of a few freethinkers.††† But in the face of criminal acts, isn't declining to help the vandalized churches solely because they <i>are</i> churches kind of like Christians who act honorably...but only toward other Christians? <br />
<hr />† Foundation Beyond Belief is "<a href="http://foundationbeyondbelief.org/about" target="_blank">a 501(c)(3) charitable foundation created to focus, encourage and demonstrate the generosity and compassion of atheists and humanists</a>." I'm a contributing member and recommend it highly. <br />
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†† A Scientology center in Ocala, Florida that prominent Scientologist John Travolta helped open a few weeks ago <a href="http://www.ocala.com/article/20110616/ARTICLES/110619785/-1/news?Title=Vandalism-at-Scientology-mission-" target="_blank">had the letters "ANON" spray-painted on its windows</a>, presumably as a reference to the group "Anonymous" that has <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology" target="_blank">targeted the Church of Scientology</a>.<br />
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††† Or at least those who commit mayhem using phrases and symbols associated with freethought. I don't know whether the vandals consider themselves freethinkers or not.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-3094303481125243552011-06-16T11:49:00.000-05:002011-06-16T11:49:53.328-05:00Breaking From Blogging, BrieflyMy personal life is pretty busy at the moment (mostly in a good way), so my posting schedule has gotten somewhat erratic. I hope to resume my regular Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday schedule next week. Thanks for reading, and stay tuned!Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-42364810357274498322011-06-14T21:34:00.000-05:002011-06-14T21:39:30.003-05:00Hungering for HeritageHave you heard the joke about the Irishman who asks a stranger whether he's a Catholic or a Protestant? "I'm an atheist," replies the stranger. "Ah," says the Irishman, "but what <i>kind</i> of atheist are you—Catholic or Protestant?"<br />
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It seemed a feeble joke to me the first time I heard it maybe 20 years ago, but since then I've come to understand that religion is more than just a set of beliefs about god(s), rules to live by, and hopes (or fears) about our existence beyond death. Religion is also about culture and customs. An excellent example of this can be found in Judaism, which places less emphasis on a "personal god" than does Christianity or Islam, and quite a bit of emphasis on ritual and tradition. And don't forget the <i>food!</i> I have no idea whether ex-Mormons crave dishes like <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/life/archive/2010/03/jell-o-love-a-guide-to-mormon-cuisine/37929/" target="_blank">Jell-O salad</a> and "<a href="http://saltlakecity.about.com/od/lifestyles/a/FuneralPotatoes.htm" target="_blank">funeral potatoes</a>" after they've left the fold; what little I know of Mormon cuisine suggests that it focuses more on frugality and practicality than taste. But I simply cannot imagine "cultural" or "secular" Jews turning up their noses at <a href="http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/why-im-a-cultural-jew/" target="_blank">Jewish food</a> no matter how little regard they have for Jewish theology.<br />
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Even atheists like me have been steeped in religious culture all our lives, so I think I understand what English writer and atheist <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Pullman" target="_blank">Philip Pullman</a> means when <a href="http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/cultural-capital/2011/06/church-experiences" target="_blank">he describes himself as a "Church of England atheist."</a> Pullman says that he "remember[s] the beautiful prayers from matins or evensong or the Communion service" in the voice of his grandfather, an Anglican clergyman. "We can't abandon these early memories, by which I mean both that it's impossible and that it would be wrong." How true. <a href="http://ckbep.blogspot.com/2011/03/choosing-my-words-less-carefully.html" target="_blank">Eliminating all religious-based terms</a> and practices from our lives <i>would</i> be nearly impossible, like trying to remove every chocolate chip from a chocolate chip cookie, and the result would be pretty boring.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-20713097808964858432011-06-09T06:42:00.000-05:002011-06-09T06:42:07.190-05:00Talking to Christians: Some TipsI just watched an interesting video by a guy named Matt Slick. I hadn't previously heard of him, but he's got some excellent tips for atheists who are dealing with Christians, and his advice would work equally well with other believers, such as Muslims (or for that matter, for skeptics who are dealing with believers in "<a href="http://www.skepdic.com/woowoo.html" target="_blank">woo</a>").<br />
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Here are excerpts of my transcription of Matt's video, which is titled "How to Talk to Christians":<br />
<blockquote>Hi, my name is Matt Slick and welcome to the CARM Answer Desk. I want to discuss the issue of Christians and how they attack atheists and atheism. [snip] I'm gonna give you some pointers on how to deal with some Christians, OK? Atheists, listen to this. Look, we know that the Christians are constantly attacking atheism and attacking what we have to say. Well, I'm gonna tell you some basic, basic stuff that you can do to deal with them, all right?<br />
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Let's say for example a Christian makes an assertion. I'm gonna give an overly simplified one. You know, they'll say something like, "There is a god." OK, you know what? Instead of saying "Oh no there's not!" and then trying to prove it, I would say to them something like, "Well, how do you know that?" Ask questions! If they make an assertion, have <i>them</i> substantiate their assertion. Very, very simple. Have <i>them</i> establish what it is they're saying. [snip]<br />
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Remember this, don't try and just simply refute whatever they say whenever they say it. I'm known for saying this great comeback when a Christian says something to me. They'll say something like, "Well, atheists are really arrogant," and I'll say something like "So? What's the big deal about it? If you don't like us, OK, whatever." And the Christians, you know, what are they gonna do? [snip]<br />
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So, when a Christian is talking to you, ask those questions, and...seriously, [say] "Yeah, so, what's the big deal about it?" Get them to explain more. And the more they do that, then the more you're gonna find out that they're gonna have holes in their ideas and holes in their statements. It's not that difficult to do. [snip]<br />
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Now, I'd also say that what you need to do is admit—this is important, atheists!—admit when you don't have an answer. You know, if I were a Christian and I was talking to some atheist and this atheist was trying to snow me, and trying to give an answer for every single thing, and the answers are falling apart, I'm not gonna have any respect for that person. But I'd have a lot more respect for someone who said, "You know what, that's a good question. I'm not really sure; let me go research it for you and get back with you." That's not a problem, that's intellectually honest, and you know, I do that. You can do that, and you know what, even when Christians do that, I appreciate that when I'm talking to them, and I ask them a question, and they don't have an answer, and they say, "Well, you know what? That's a good question! I'll have to go back and research it." No problem at all. And then just follow up and do that. <br />
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So basically, dealing with Christians isn't that difficult. They're the ones who often make assertions. Ask them to demonstrate the validity of their assertions. Listen to what they're saying. Ask questions about what they're saying. See if their statements are logical, see if there's some problem inside the logic. For example, what if a Christian said, "There is a god, I know there is a god," you'd have to know all things to know if there is or is no god, so logically it's not possible. So by listening to what they say, you can hopefully learn a little bit about logic in their statements and see if their statements are valid or not. It's not that difficult; it's pretty easy. So basically, ask questions, listen, find out their presuppositions, admit if you don't have an answer, and learn to say "So?" a lot. See how it goes, and I think you might enjoy your discussions with Christians a lot more.</blockquote><br />
<a name='more'></a>My only quibble with Matt's video is that he was a bit careless with his wording (<a href="http://ckbep.blogspot.com/2011/06/choosing-his-words-carelessly.html" target="_blank">that's been going around lately</a>). I think he got the terms "atheist" and "atheism" confused with "Christian" and "Christianity," so I took the liberty of fixing that for him. Oh, and where he said things like "there is no god," I fixed that too, by changing it to "there is a god." Other than that, good job, Matt!<br />
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By the way, "CARM," which Matt referred to at the beginning of his video, is the acronym for the <a href="http://carm.org/" target="_blank">Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry</a>.<br />
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On the off chance that Matt might take issue with my...ahem...corrections, here's his video, with his original wording. See which version you prefer, his or mine!<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">(Photos by Jerry Coyne of "<a href="http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2011/06/05/our-new-library-2/" target="_blank">Why Evolution Is True</a>")</div><br />
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Anyway, the real marvel of the library is not its architecture but its system for storing and retrieving books. The university wanted to keep its media on-site but didn't like the idea of a huge new building that would have crowded existing structures, so books and periodicals are stored in a temperature-controlled underground vault that can hold as many as 3.5 million volumes. Inside the vault are thousands of bins that each hold roughly 100 books <a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20066220-1/robots-hoard-the-books-at-mechanized-library/" target="_blank">sorted by size rather than subject or author</a>, in order to make the most efficient use of the space. When a library patron requests a book at the circulation desk, an automated retrieval system locates the bin containing the desired book, and delivers the whole bin to a human librarian† who retrieves the book and notifies the patron that it's ready to be picked up. The whole process is supposed to take less than 5 minutes.<br />
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The university produced a video demonstrating how the system works:<br />
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The Chicago Tribune's claims notwithstanding, this library wouldn't be my first choice for a satisfying reading experience, for the same reason that <a href="http://www.amazon.com/" target="_blank">Amazon.com</a> isn't my first choice for finding a good book when I don't have a specific work in mind. Sure, Amazon has good prices and a huge selection of books, but the<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14061791&#sampling" target="_blank"> "Look Inside!</a>" feature (which is available for many, but not all, books) isn't nearly as interesting as scanning a physical shelf of books, comparing volume sizes and dust jacket designs, and flipping through pages to see if a sentence or paragraph jumps out at me.<br />
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Still, this new library is intended primarily for research, not casual reading, and I accept that the experience of reading has changed drastically over the centuries. Books have evolved from characters scratched on stone, to wax and clay tablets, to scrolls of papyrus and paper, to bound books, and now to ebooks. As much as I love the feel and smell of old books and the penciled notations of previous owners (or myself, in books I bought back in the days when I still underlined and annotated), a book's most precious quality is its ability to inform and transport us to places that we couldn't otherwise experience. So long as there are comfy chairs and mugs of tea at hand when I'm ready to be transported, I can deal with whatever container the ideas come in.<br />
<hr />† When a job title such as "librarian" is prefaced with the word "human," I invariably think of Harlan Ellison's short story, "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Operators" target="_blank">The Human Operators</a>," which was also made into an episode of "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdYbgHiplL0" target="_blank">The New Outer Limits</a>." (The video is rated "TV-MA" and may not be appropriate for younger audiences.)Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-82142123012882641602011-06-04T07:37:00.000-05:002011-06-04T07:37:36.223-05:00Choosing His Words Carelessly<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V._S._Naipaul" target="_blank">Sir V. S. Naipaul</a>, winner of the Nobel prize for literature and the Booker Prize (among other prestigious writing awards), <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/02/vs-naipaul-jane-austen-women-writers" target="_blank">says that women's writing styles are quite different from men's</a>, and that he can "read a piece of writing and within a paragraph or two...know whether it is by a woman or not." That could be a useful skill, especially for writing instructors and editors who care whether a composition was actually written by the person who claims to be its author. Unfortunately Naipaul went on to say that he considers all women writers to be "unequal" to him because of their "sentimentality, the narrow view of the world." "[A] woman...is not a complete master of a house, so that comes over in her writing too," he said.<br />
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Well of <i>course</i> a woman is not a "master" of a house. A woman would be the <i>owner</i> of her house, or the <i>head</i> of her house, or perhaps the "mistress" of her house if she's the type who refers to the room nearest the front door as "the parlor." For a writer, Naipaul is terribly careless with his vocabulary. I suppose he's going to claim next that "a woman is not a complete gentleman"!<br />
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Naipual doesn't seem to dislike women so long as they conform to roles he's comfortable with. Of his female publisher, he said, "[She] was so good as a taster and editor, when she became a writer, lo and behold, it was all this feminine tosh. I don't mean this in any unkind way."<br />
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This is an excellent example of why I generally prefer not to know too much about the private lives of artists whose work I admire. Sometimes background and personal details give you insight into the artist's thought processes and enhance your enjoyment of their work, but sometimes they make you think, "Why would I reward such a ninny by buying <i>his</i> books?" And when I refer to Naipaul as a ninny, I don't mean this in any unkind way.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-7036766030777810072011-06-02T21:24:00.000-05:002011-06-02T21:24:21.463-05:00Putting the Chicken Before the EggWhat is this object?<br />
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If you said "an egg," you're wrong. It's a baby chicken.<br />
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Seriously. It's a chicken, the moral equivalent of this:<br />
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That's <a href="http://www.personhoodusa.com/" target="_blank">Personhood USA</a>'s take on the matter, anyway. According to the group, "<a href="http://www.personhoodusa.com/about" target="_blank">preborn children</a>" "<a href="http://personhoodeducation.org/medical-resources/" target="_blank">begin to exist immediately at first contact of the sperm with the oocyte</a> [egg]" and are "<a href="http://www.personhoodusa.com/about" target="_blank">created in the image of God</a>."<br />
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So this:<br />
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was made in the image of this:<br />
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Got it?<br />
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If the group achieves <a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/06/01/136850622/abortion-foes-push-to-redefine-personhood" target="_blank">its goal of changing the legal definition of "personhood" to include fertilized eggs</a>, any birth control method that interferes with the implantation of a fertilized egg in the uterus—including intrauterine devices (IUDs) and some birth control pills—would be outlawed.† <a href="http://www.personhoodusa.com/news/personhood-usas-cal-zastrow-talks-fox-21-about-amendment-62" target="_blank">All abortions would be banned</a>, even for rape victims. Rebecca Kiessling, who was conceived via rape and is <a href="http://www.personhoodusa.com/press-release/mississippi-personhood-amendment-26-kicks-conceived-rape-tour-today" target="_blank">a featured speaker on Personhood Mississippi's "Conceived in Rape" tour</a> (you've got to wonder what kind of T-shirt they came up with for <i>that</i> tour), states, "A baby is not the worst thing that could ever happen to a rape victim—an abortion is."<br />
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While I can't speak from first-hand experience, my guess is that <i>rape</i> is a prime contender for "the worst thing that could ever happen to a rape victim."<br />
<hr />† Medically, pregnancy is considered to begin <a href="http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/pregnancy/how-pregnancy-happens-4252.htm" target="_blank">when a fertilized egg "implants"</a>, or becomes attached to the uterine wall.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-40469182519216888612011-05-31T20:36:00.000-05:002011-05-31T20:36:52.328-05:00Adorning the Driller<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Driller" target="_blank">The Golden Driller</a> is a 76-foot-tall statue of an oilfield worker that's stood at the Tulsa County Fairgrounds for most of my life. "Golden" is probably not the most accurate description of the big guy's color, but then, "Mustardy Driller" isn't a very catchy moniker, is it? Whatever color he is, he's a Tulsa icon. (And as I just now discovered, the Driller is also the official monument of the state of Oklahoma. He isn't included on the official "<a href="http://www.state.ok.us/osfdocs/stinfo.html" target="_blank">Oklahoma State Icons</a>" page, but <i>is</i> listed in the "Oklahoma Emblems" section of this "<a href="http://www.odl.state.ok.us/almanac/2005/5-colorsec.pdf" target="_blank">Welcome to Oklahoma</a>" pamphlet.)<br />
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As you can imagine, dressing a 76-foot-tall statue is no minor feat, but it can be done. A local radio station drapes the Driller in a <a href="http://kotv.images.worldnow.com/images/9041755_BG1.jpg" target="_blank">tent-sized T-shirt</a> every year during the state fair, and now the <a href="http://www.oklahomascottishfestival.com/" target="_blank">Oklahoma Scottish Festival</a> wants to draw attention to their annual event <i>and</i> give His Goldenness a touch of class by draping him in <a href="http://www.worldslargestkilt.com/" target="_blank">the world's largest kilt</a>. And we, his adoring fans, get to decide which tartan (pattern) will be used! Will it be the official <a href="http://www.tartanregister.gov.uk/tartanDetails.aspx?ref=4155" target="_blank">City of Tulsa tartan</a>? The <a href="http://www.tartanregister.gov.uk/tartanDetails.aspx?ref=1894" target="_blank">Johnnie Walker tartan</a> (the corporate tartan for Johnnie Walker Whisky)? Your own clan's tartan? You can buy as many votes as you want for only $1 apiece; the tartan with the most votes at 4:00 PM CST on June 1st, 2011 (that's <b>tomorrow</b>!) will win. I chipped in $10 to vote for the official tartan of my family. It's a small clan that hasn't a hope of winning, but whatever pattern prevails, it'll be cool to see the Driller in a kilt. <br />
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Fortunately the Driller already has permanently-installed trousers over which the kilt can be wrapped. Yeah, "<a href="http://www.fox-dreams.com/art/kilt/#regimental" target="_blank">regimental</a>" <i>is</i> the way that true Scotsmen wear their kilts, but I don't think the Driller's a Scot, and that line from "<a href="http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/oklahoma/oklahoma.htm" target="_blank">Oklahoma!</a>" about "the wind [that] comes sweepin' down the plain" is all too accurate.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-67328069456987427492011-05-28T16:41:00.000-05:002011-05-28T16:41:00.583-05:00Squaring Off"In the world, but not of it" is a mindset that I associate with evangelical Christians, but it's not exclusive to them; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasidism" target="_blank">Hasidic</a> ("ultra-Orthodox") Jews live by the same philosophy. Most Hasidic Jews live in big cities like New York and Los Angeles, but some choose to live together in isolated communities so they can minimize their exposure to behaviors and clothing styles that might lead to "inappropriate" thoughts. Secular influences like television, non-religious music, and the Internet are strongly discouraged. Males and females are expected to remain physically separate in public places, to the point of <a href="http://www.orthodox-jews.com/jewish-culture.html" target="_blank">walking on different sides of the street</a> in some Hasidic communities. Hasidim dress very modestly; women are expected to cover almost all skin other than their faces and hands, and to wear a wig, headscarf, or hat. (The Hasidic village of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryas_Joel,_New_York" target="_blank">Kiryas Joel</a> was criticized by non-residents last year for <a href="http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100831/NEWS/8310319" target="_blank">putting up signs</a> asking outsiders to "dress and behave in a modest way" while visiting the community.) The lifestyle sounds unbearably oppressive to me, but is intended to minimize worldly distractions and permit constant reflection on—and joy in—the nature of God.<br />
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A central aspect of Hasidic Judaism is <a href="http://www.pbs.org/alifeapart/intro_2.html" target="_blank">loyalty to the group's "rebbe,"</a> who is not just a rabbi but also the leader of the community. The rebbe is consulted on spiritual matters and other important issues such as what job to take or <a href="http://www.forward.com/articles/132140/" target="_blank">who to vote for</a>. The rebbe is regarded as the liaison between man and God; failure to accept his advice is viewed as an affront to the whole community. So when Aron Rottenberg, a resident of the Hasidic village of New Square (or "New Skver"†), New York, defied <a href="http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011105250304" target="_blank">Rebbe David Twersky's directive to worship only at the community's main synagogue</a>, <a href="http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011105240333" target="_blank">he was criticized and intimidated by other New Square residents for more than a year</a>. Windows in his car and house were smashed, and earlier this month, another dissident family's home caught fire. Reportedly, Rottenberg was told by other residents to <a href="http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/05/shaul_spitzer_sets_aron_rotten.php" target="_blank">leave the community</a>, but he stood firm, although he did take the precaution of installing home security cameras.<br />
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Early Sunday morning, Rottenberg's security cameras showed 18-year-old Shaul Spitzer (who worked as a butler for Rebbe Twersky) on the house's back porch; it appears that Spitzer was trying to set a fire using a gasoline-soaked rag. Rottenberg confronted Spitzer and was badly burned over half his body. He's already endured several hours of skin graft surgery and is expected to be hospitalized for some time. Rottenberg's adult son was burned on his hands as he rolled his father on the ground to put out the flames. Spitzer <a href="http://www.lohud.com/article/20110527/NEWS03/105270376/New-Square-grand-rabbi-speaks-arson-attack-lawyer-calls-federal-investigation" target="_blank">has been charged with attempted murder, assault, and arson</a>. His family and friends posted his $300,000 bail for him, but because he too was burned and remains hospitalized, being "out" on bail means only that <a href="http://www.lohud.com/article/20110525/NEWS03/105250353/New-Square-victim-hires-lawyer-suspect-arraigned-hospital" target="_blank">the local sheriff's department doesn't have to guard him</a> in the hospital.<br />
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Why Rottenberg chose to worship at a rehabilitation and nursing center a mile from his home instead of the village synagogue a few blocks away isn't really relevant, although Rottenberg's acquaintances/family members mentioned in news videos that he considered the sermons at the synagogue "too long," and that he wanted to teach people at the nursing center to pray correctly. Why <a href="http://www.lohud.com/article/20110528/NEWS03/105280346/New-Square-rabbi-condemns-violence-burn-victim-s-family-seeks-federal-probe" target="_blank">Rebbe Twersky waited until several days after the incident</a> to condemn the violence against Rottenberg <i>is</i> relevant, but I haven't heard any explanations for that. Why Rottenberg stayed in New Square after being ordered where to pray and then being abused for disregarding that order is none of my business, but I'd like to think it's because he's a grown man and (so far as I know) an American citizen, and realizes that he has the right to pray when and how he damned well pleases.<br />
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H/T to Howard Friedman at <a href="http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2011/05/residents-rejection-of-hasidic.html" target="_blank">Religion Clause</a><br />
<hr />† This story captured my attention in part because my screen name, "Cквер," when <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPA_for_Russian" target="_blank">pronounced as a Russian word written in the Cyrillic alphabet</a>, is pronounced "skver." "Skver" means "square" in the sense of a "community square" (a public space or garden), but my username has nothing to do with community gardens (or Hasidism). I first started using the name more than a decade ago, after reviewing several entries on the then-new Yahoo! Personals online dating site (which has now been absorbed into <a href="http://match.com/" target="_blank">Match.com</a>). All I could think was, "Geez, I am such a square..."Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-72041291682130287312011-05-26T12:18:00.000-05:002011-05-26T12:18:06.803-05:00Teaching the Controversy<blockquote>"It is well to know something of the manners of various peoples, in order more sanely to judge our own, and that we do not think that everything against our modes is ridiculous, and against reason, as those who have seen nothing are accustomed to think."—René Descartes, philosopher and mathematician (1596-1650)</blockquote>More than 100,000 people signed a petition in support of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-13436371" target="_blank">making Religious Education (RE) a requirement</a> for British students. Actually, I thought it already <i>was</i> required, and I wish that American school systems required comparative religion classes. As Stephen Prothero, author of <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=Ntw3gHjaGWcC&lpg=PP1&dq=prothero%20Religious%20Literacy&pg=PP1#v=onepage&q&f=false" target="_blank">Religious Literacy: What Every American Needs to Know — And Doesn't</a>, wrote in <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/forum/2010-10-04-column04_ST_N.htm">a USA Today article</a>, "Even if religion doesn't make any sense to you, you can't make sense of the world without knowing something about the world's religions."<br />
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Surprisingly, at least to me, British faith leaders agree that RE should be required. They claim that without it, "a generation of children will have no knowledge of the role Faith plays in society" (capitalization in the original). Is this an acknowledgment that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6520463.stm" target="_blank">Brits just don't spend much time in church</a> anymore? Personally, if I were religious and had kids, I'd worry that the knowledge they were exposed to in RE classes might encourage them to "comparison shop" and adopt a religion that appealed to them more than mine. That may be the concern of some Canadian parents who have unsuccessfully tried to keep their children out of <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2011/05/18/quebec-court.html" target="_blank">the controversial Ethics and Religious Culture program taught in Quebec's schools</a> on the grounds that the class could interfere with their children's moral education. <br />
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I couldn't find anything specifically about the effect of comparative religion classes on religious belief, although there are <a href="http://www.freakonomics.com/2011/04/25/does-more-education-lead-to-less-religion/" target="_blank">studies that show a negative correlation between education in general and religiosity</a>. In other words, the more educated a person is, the less likely s/he is to be religious. And while you might think that people who've been exposed to lots of different religions are likely to believe in one of them, studies show that having <a href="http://www.columbia.edu/%7Ess957/articles/Choice_is_Demotivating.pdf" target="_blank">an overwhelming number of choices may actually discourage people from making <i>any</i> choice</a>.<br />
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Wow. As an atheist, I strongly oppose indoctrinating kids into religion, but now I have even more reason to support teaching them about as many religions as possible!<br />
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H/T to Howard Friedman at <a href="http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2011/05/100000-want-religious-education-as-part.html" target="_blank">Religion Clause</a>Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-35992190549071008422011-05-24T18:52:00.000-05:002011-05-24T18:52:08.380-05:00Weathering the StormI'm normally quite fond of the color pink, but not so much when the National Weather Service's <a href="http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/day1otlk.html" target="_blank">Storm Prediction Center</a> has it plastered over the part of the map that corresponds to my home. The predictions for "HIGH RISK OF SVR TSTMS ACROSS PARTS OF KS/OK/NRN TX" and "EXPECTATIONS FOR AN OUTBREAK OF TORNADOES ACROSS KS/OK/TX" have already proven accurate; a local TV station is reporting <a href="http://www.newson6.com/story/14709427/two-killed" target="_blank">two deaths and major damage</a> in El Reno, Oklahoma. I'll save for later the post that I was planning to finish up and publish tonight; I'm too busy watching the news.<br />
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Stay safe, y'all.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-77790716861983532112011-05-21T21:30:00.000-05:002011-05-21T21:30:39.372-05:00Running a Little BehindI have houseguests this weekend, so instead of a thoughtfully composed blog post, I offer a quiet de-stresser: a video of "micro-origami" unfolding itself after being placed in water:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe frameborder="0" height="299" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/22490497?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://vimeo.com/22490497" target="_blank">Flottille (detail)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user5168718" target="_blank">Etienne Cliquet</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/" target="_blank">Vimeo</a></div><br />
Check out the shadows of the rectangular "sculptures"; the paper's edges look smooth but the shadows are scalloped. How cool! I like the first piece and the one at the 4:20 mark the best, but the whole thing makes me want to go find some rice paper, a pair of very sharp scissors, and a bowl of water.<br />
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I found the video on <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2011/05/20/micro-origami-sculpt.html" target="_blank">BoingBoing</a> but it looks like it's all over the net by now. Enjoy. :-)Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6926890058095174061.post-4839885341189597072011-05-19T18:47:00.000-05:002011-05-19T18:47:55.178-05:00Following Fred PhelpsThe descriptions I've read of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church" target="_blank">Westboro Baptist Church</a> (WBC) describe its congregation as composed "mostly" or "almost entirely" of pastor Fred Phelps' own relatives. I've wondered who makes up the remainder of the parishioners. I can kinda sorta understand that someone who was raised in the Phelps household/church might decide to stay with the family even when they're old enough to move out. After all, no matter how much you disagree with your family's beliefs, walking away from them permanently would be difficult (although some of Phelps' relatives, most famously <a href="http://ckbep.blogspot.com/2011/03/preaching-tolerance.html" target="_blank">his son Nate</a>, <i>have</i> left). But how could WBC's hatemongering possibly attract someone who wasn't thoroughly indoctrinated into Phelps' fringe belief system from birth? <br />
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After reading <a href="http://www.pitch.com/2011-05-19/news/westboro-steve-drain-fred-phelps/" target="_blank">this article</a>, I'm still wondering. Steve Drain, an aspiring filmmaker who initially came to WBC to film a documentary, was prepared to hate Phelps, but instead came to see him as "the most misunderstood man alive," as "this humble, little old man" who spreads his "God Hates..." ("fags," soldiers, the US, Sweden, etc.) message "out of a heartfelt fear that if he doesn't do it, then the Lord is going to deal with him." Did Drain bother to watch Phelps as he was filming him? That ain't fear on Phelps' face; it's hate. Phelps has preached—with a grin—that <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6367744110804746107#6m10s" target="_blank">he loves the thought of people going to hell</a> and will be "watching you suffer, in all the nuances of your exquisite torment."†<br />
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According to the article, Drain came to admire Phelps and his family because they didn't omit parts of the Bible that they didn't like. The more he watched the footage he'd shot at WBC, the more he felt that he belonged there. Eventually he moved his family to Topeka, into a one-bedroom house near the church. He, his wife, and his 19-year-old daughter are now members of the church, the only ones not related to Fred Phelps by blood or marriage. His 7- and 9-year-old kids have not yet made "professions of faith"; Drain and his wife turned their oldest daughter "over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh" because she "offended the Lord" by having an online relationship with a man. Drain gave her some money and a car, and says he "wasn't trying to be cruel" by kicking her out, but he "can't be dragged down by somebody who has no interest in serving the Lord."<br />
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Drain's documentary "Hatemongers" (which contains language that is Not Suitable For Work) can be found in multiple chunks on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22hatemongers+-+fred+phelps%22+%22of+11%22&tbo=p&tbm=vid&source=vgc&aq=f" target="_blank">Google Video</a>. I've only watched the first couple of segments, and I'm glad that it's split into several short pieces because my tolerance for the Westboro wackos is limited. Possibly Drain actually explains his baffling sympathy for Phelps in one of the later segments. Possibly the <a href="http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html" target="_blank">May 21st "rapture" predictions from a completely separate group of fringe Christians</a> are correct, and we heathens won't have to deal with Phelps and his ilk anymore after Saturday.<br />
<hr />† At about the 06:10 mark in the linked video. Sorry, "deep linking" to a specific spot in a Google Video used to work, but no more, apparently.Ckbephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18253156401528404446noreply@blogger.com2